Official Mercxes Sticker

Stick the iconic Psychopomp Cyclopunk's face onto your favorite thing. Every time you see this pompous brat, remember that you're probably not reading as much as you'd like to.

~2.5" in diameter. Sales of stickers go toward buying chalets in the mountains, yachts in the oceans, and zeppelins in the skies.*

*proceeds may be diverted toward funding the production of additional Mercxendise, the acquisition of groceries, or the payment of rent to some layabout landlord.